Founded in Eighteen-Ought-Six by Heather Bellingham and Matt Bird

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Want to Be an Evil Overlord?

Here is a handy manifesto to keep in mind.

(Side note - it is totally awesome that I found this because Colin Mochrie linked to it.)

Lesbian Spider-Queens of Mars



Go play over here.

Patron Saint of Genital Disease's Severed Head For Sale




The headline says it all, really. They can't actually GUARANTEE it's him though. He's also been stored in a shed for a few years (to protect the children, after all).

Crazy insect photography.


Extreme closeups. If you dislike bugs - like the other person who runs this blog - then these shots probably aren't for you.

Art with a fleshy twist. NSFW.


You're looking at a tiger. But you don't know that you're also looking at a person. Find out how here. (Don't worry, it's not terribly explicit.)

The Bacon Wiki.

There's a wiki for everything else. Why not bacon? (Look up the bacone, it's especially amusing.)

This was surprisingly difficult to find on Google. Clearly the Bacon Wiki needs more popular exposure than it gets.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Monday, May 23, 2011

Your poo, now in various colors.

According to what's wrong with you, anyway. Which is useful, but... highly dubious. (Who wants to look, anyway? Probably lots of people.)

Sunday, May 22, 2011

How to Build Your Own SNES Urinal



For detailed instructions as to how to build this, as well as a video of it in action, head over here. Then you too can piss on your childhood!

Darth Vader Salsa

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Assassin's Creed comes to the streets.


In realistic, stabby, plastic fashion.

Twilight in sixteen easy panels.


There. Now you never need to read the books. (Know who did this? Tell.)

How to Pokemon, How to Digimon.


Yes, there's a difference. And it's pretty funny. Got a credit for this? Let us know in the comments and we'll add a name. We just know it comes from here.

The Rocket Jump.


The origins of the infamous video game rocket jump. Surprisingly well done.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Dogs are stupid.


Sadly, this is all you get after the Blogger folks deleted several posts. Oh well. Better than nothing... right?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Make Yourself a Furry!

Make yourself a furry! I tried making both I, and my partner in blogging crime, but...yeah. They're cute though? They come in both BOY and GIRL flavours.

The Timeline of Cool.


Stole from Wikipedia, yo.

Cat Ears Controlled By Brain Waves



I suppose real cat ears are controlled by brain waves too...oh you know what I mean.

Strange Janelle Monae Cover

Cold War Bear from Ben Nimkin on Vimeo.



Is it a cover? I guess it's more karaoke. Not to mention weird.

The creation of the world... in cookie dough. Awesome.


And not everyday, ordinary, hot dog awesome. ACTUAL awesome.

BLA BLA



BLA BLA is a "computer" film. Go check it out here. Thanks Kathleen!

Dear Girls Above Me... what do I say to thee?

That's what this guy's probably been wondering for, oh, two years? Poor bastard. Slightly NSFW, though in a textual sorta way.

Why to avoid Payday Loans.


Yes, this isn't terribly funny or oddball. It IS, however, the most succinct argument I've seen against the whole payday loan thing, one that anyone considering these little bastards should read. (Don't worry, this isn't going to turn into a financial blog any time soon.)

Monday, May 9, 2011

Cover: B****es Ain't S***



A LOT of NSFW language. But awesome. Thanks Steve!

Cubist music.


Or something of the like. The lower the cube you click, the lower the tone. Very neat.

Le RAAAAAAAAAAGE comics.


Wonder who drew that picture first. Either way, here are a ton - and you can submit your own. Goofy shite, this.

Crazy browser particles.


These dumb Flash things never get old, do they? Look, look, pretty colors!

Troy needs a virus scanner, pronto!


If you know the image source, let us know.

Lonely Island + Michael Bolton = Awesome

Existential Star Wars

Paper Art



More (100 more, exactly) here. Impressive, indeed.

Friday, May 6, 2011

Real Life Farmville

MyFarm is a project which will allow 10000 people to vote on what is grown and raised on a real-life farm in the UK (with the exception of pot, and for some reason bananas). Read more about it here.

Lego Movie Posters '11



More here.

Psychadellic, man.

Fun little browser thing that lets you enjoy funky lights. I tried to take a selected screenshot of it, but, lord help me, the little orbs just wouldn't cooperate.

Pixelpocalypse


PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN. by onemoreprod

Thanks Tanya.

Pompufilliffusulsu? The hell IS this?


Please tell me, I'm so confused. Thanks for messing with my brain, Brendan.

If you're feeling down about life, read this webcomic.


It should grant you a sense of perspective.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

DnD G6 Parody

Roll a D6 from Connor Anderson on Vimeo.

Crazy virtual choir.


Quite impressive, even if the presentation is a little cheesy.

My Life Is Average.

Is yours? Then tell the world all about it.

UP DOWN READY


Fun, fun browser game. And so simple... kinda. (As the giant blood mark on the picture might hint.)

Massive, rather awesome piece of art. (Vaguely NSFW.)


No idea where this comes from. If anybody can identify the artist(s), let me know. Beware, there's a bit of female butt. Look here for a much, much bigger shot.

NES Musical Instrument

Putin wins all war.


Possibly in bad taste, given the one shot near the end, but the overall narrative is pretty funny.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Crimes of Weirdness



This is Mark Thompson. His crime? Getting high on bath salts, putting on women's underwear and stabbing a goat to death. All at the same time.

Home of The Future



The wallpaper thing is pretty awesome. Want.

National days for every day of the year!

Need something to celebrate? Now you have an obsessively thorough list!

Bin Laden compound bad for compulsive ball kickers.

And not the testicular kind. According to this weird news report, any balls kicked over the compound's walls would not be returned... the kids would just be reimbursed. How bizarre.

The Eyeballing Game!


Learn just how bad you are at visual estimation!

Super Mario Propaganda



See more here.

Carnivorous Cheeseburgers!

Hambuster from Hambuster Team on Vimeo.

Crazy 3D art.


You've seen it on here before, but this batch is even more impressive.

Fastcat.



Weave through the floating orbs for as long as you can. Yes, it's that simple, and looks really neat. Kinda... mesmerizing.