Founded in Eighteen-Ought-Six by Heather Bellingham and Matt Bird

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Slightly Uncomfortable Chair Collection.


This is so brilliant I wish I hadn't discovered it three years late.

The Devil Song.



The devil seems like an okay in this video. A bit reckless, maybe, but I think the worst thing he does is stealing a candy bar. What a scamp.

Also, the creator of this song's name is Cock Douglas. Or COCKDOUGLAS. Just thought I'd point that out, 'cause it's unique.

A Day in the Life of Plato: Mystery Revealed!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Baking With Mother.



Mother is creepy as hell.

(Done by aniBOOM. They have a lot more where this came from.)

Also, this is post 1,337. LOL wtf.

Best rage comics.


Possibly debatable, but these eight ARE pretty good.

Homemade wooden sculptures.


Yeah. That's actually wood, not melting chocolate.

Super Mario Bros.: The 8-Bit Opera



(You can download the song here.)

Urine-Controlled Video Game

Dick's Nuts, on every table in America.



Yes, we're pandering to the lowest forms of humour now. Hush.

EDIT - Daily Fiber Films. They do more of the funny. Go visit now. (Thanks, representative of the company guy, I shoulda linked that in the first place.)

In The Beginning.



An animated short by a college student. It's a little rough, but overall enjoyable - he's at least got his storytelling down.

(Want more animated shorts? Check out the guy's channel. I doubt it's the person who made the film, 'cause it has a crapload of different films. I'll probably draw on it again in the future. Good stuff.)

Man builds his own hobbit home.


Heather's gonna love this one.

Astronaut plays baseball by himself in space.



That's kinda sad. But he seems happy enough, so why judge?

The butt that keeps on growing.

Have you heard about the woman who had a fake plastic surgeon inject a weird concoction of stuff into her butt to make it bigger? It sounds as though the story is, in fact, stranger than even that:

"If Morris does have polypropylene string implants and does not have them removed, she can expect her buttocks to continue to grow until they eventually drag on the ground."


Read more on cnews.
It's, ah, an interesting tale.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Muppet Burlesque (NSFW)



It will never be the same. (Click the link below if you're on the main page for two more videos.)

Aliens on Ice!

Bad Hair Day


 I don't even know what to say about this.

Jetman.



He may be cool, but he's also one crazy bugger. Bless you, Jetman.

A Motown Tribute to Nickelback


 Thanks Tanya!

EDIT: On a related note, the answer to "Is Nickelback the Worst Band Ever?"

Ramen Cup Transformer

One Second Film Festival

Seconds Of Beauty - 1st round compilation from The Beauty Of A Second on Vimeo.

Muffin Tops.



Commenting on this is likely to get a guy in trouble so I'll keep my mouth shut.

(Like it? You can buy the song on iTunes. No, this isn't an ad. It's just catchy.)

Cooper the Creeper.



Yeeeeeah.

A gentleman.



He's right. He's not a gentle man.

Zetabrand: Special Finish.



Basically Dragonball Z with stick men. And weapons.

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Morrowind/Skyrim Theme Piano Violin Medley

The Bicycle Animation

The Real Tuesday Weld - Me and Mr. Wolf

3 Player Chess

That's right, bitch.

Zelda Theme on iPads

Pizza Is A Vegetable (Song)

Kid's Portal-Themed Bedroom

Mahna Mahna originated in a softcore porn movie?

Well, there goes my childhood. Again. Thanks, Internet.

Monkey hides in jacket.



The whole world goes 'awww'. (I personally think monkeys are kinda weird, but most people love 'em, so, what am I to do? Flow with the trends, webmasters.)

Superimposed art.


And I quote:

"This work is intrinsically linked to the people who took these pictures," Vionnet says. "The collaboration is obvious, but it is without their knowledge. These pictures are on the Internet, to be seen by any eventual visitors. I am just one of those visitors. It is the sheer quantity of these almost identical pictures that gave me the idea of superimposing them. I do not think I would have had the idea if I had made all these pictures of the same places myself. Anyway, the work would loose its meaning."

An interesting idea. The result? I, ah, well... it's kinda like looking at 3D images without the glasses.

A bevy of Muppet artwork.


Why not. Can never get enough Muppets.

The Muppets: Ghost Protocol.



To commemorate The Muppets, now in theatres - it's REALLY good, so go see it - here's a silly little trailer mashup.

Saturday, November 26, 2011

The Attenborough Staredown.



Since the last sloth video was so bloody popular, why not stick another of the furry buggers on here?

Child recites scenes from Ice Age.



The real star is the other kid who just flings himself into the scene.

Friday, November 25, 2011

Warning Signs.



Pay attention, now.

Black Friday with a megaphone. Probably NSFW.



We ALL love Asians. (Be wary, dude uses some questionable language. Pretty funny, though.)

Cooking Comically.


Yep. Recipes accompanied by awesome drawings of stick men. What a great idea.

Hacked NES controllers.


Amazing what you can do with the things.

The Continental.



So old, but who cares? Walken is king.

Dunk fail.



Wow. White men really CAN'T jump.

Top 10 Eating Games.



It was Thanksgiving in the US yesterday... I think... don't look at me, I'm Canadian... so here's a video on mass consumption in video games.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Crazy laugh.



Holy crap. This guy scares me. Not quite maniac, not quite evil genius, but... somewhere... sinister... in-between...

The Shrine.

The Shrine / An Argument from Sean Pecknold on Vimeo.


If you've got, oh, nine minutes to kill, this is an excellent video with which to do so. Stunning work.

Dear Blank, Please Blank.


Yes, another one of those sites. User-created content is usually funnier than what the sites themselves concoct, though, so why not give it a go?

How to properly hide booze in Facebook pictures.


Yep. That's about right.

Keep Drawing.

keep drawing from studio shelter on Vimeo.

My GOD that must have taken a long time to do.

Warriors of Goja.



Your first thought will probably be 'This is just some stupid music video. Who cares?' Don't fall into that trap. They start smashing each other with all sorts of crap.

Fus Ro DAH

This appears to be the new meme on the block, thanks to that damn Skyrim. Let's see what we have.

A bunch of pictures on Meme Generator, like so:


A Fus Ro Dah BUTTON, that plays the damn song on command.


And tons of stupid videos, like this guy:



300:



And probably my favourite, the ducks:



Lord help us all.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Cherpumple

William Shatner's Steps to Unfriending Recovery

Halo: Helljumper Official Trailer



The official trailer for the first episode of the unofficial live action Halo fan series, Helljumper, set to premiere in January 2012. Wowza.

The Legend of Zelda: Breaking and Entering.



It's true. Link is kind of a douche. Though he does make a good point.

(Also, these guys have a lot of other videos.)

Illiterate at 96, author at 98.

From MSNBC:

The story isn't that Jim Henry is 98; the story is that he was illiterate until he was 96.

"I couldn’t read, I couldn’t write," Henry said.

Now, Henry is an author. His book: "In a Fisherman's Language."

The lifelong lobsterman kept his secret until he moved to a senior home in Connecticut.

Is this what it takes to publish a successful book? Wait until you're in your 90s? What am I supposed to do in the meantime?

Wily's theme, band version.



This is one of my favorite songs of all time, BY FAR, so I'm putting this on here to make sure I don't lose it.

Y'all can look at it, too, if you want. I guess.

The Showdown.



Don't even know anymore guys. Just don't. (They are good dancers, though.)

Urban decay.


Always gonna be photographic links on this site, y'all. Live with it.

Cyclic, the music video.



Zirconium pants?

A Day in the Life of Plato: Mind games!



EDIT: No wonder it's a stalemate, every piece on the board is white... HUR, I'LL GET THIS WEBCOMICKING RIGHT SOME DAY

Monday, November 21, 2011

Amalgamation

Nusja Jone - Our Bride

Nusja Jone-Our Bride from Kosovo 2.0 on Vimeo.

Unicycle fails.



Frankly, if I ever wanted to show off MY mad unicycling skills, I'd just play Uniracers.

The Quest For Every Beard Type

This man is trying out every possible type of beard. More here.

Chuck Norris WoW Commercial

First Person Tetris.


This is funky as hell. The screen moves whenever you rotate the block. I HAVE to review it on Browser Rousers.

Excellent animal photobombs. NSFW.


Because, y'know, animals have no shame.

Funniest search keywords.

I was looking at our daily stats, and I happened across a couple of funny search terms people used to get to our site. Consequently, I went looking for OTHER results discovered by webmasters, and this one I discovered has some of the goofiest things I've ever seen. 'Friend has ugly kids'? What's the problem here, exactly?

For the curious, here are a few of our funnier search keywords:

'bike transformer buttersafe'
'where i could rent a sex room'
'electric multi stuff'
'blacks logs' (?)

People are odd.

She just wants to give you a speeding ticket.



Is that asking so much? You greedy a-hole?

Bike Crazy.



This poor, poor man.

Skeletons of cartoon characters.


Just when I think artists have run out of weird ideas, BAM! Something new.

Dog guards deceased owner's grave.



Quote from the video description:
Residents of a Chinese village have been moved by a bittersweet example of canine loyalty. The dog has been guarding the grave of its deceased owner, Lao Pan, a single man who died earlier this month at the age of 68.
After Lao Pan passed away, his apartment in Panjiatun village near Qingdao city, Shandong Province was cleared out, and shortly thereafter his dog found its way to his grave. And refused to leave. 
 The group that released this video has more such stories on their Facebook page.

Link's Barrel Beat.



Tingle has some sweet glasses.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Star Wars Burlesque (NSFW)


Star Wars Burlesque from Tenderloins on Vimeo.

OK, so it's technically not got any nudity in it (I know, boo), but I'm labelling it NSFW anyhow, because you likely shouldn't be watching burlesque at your desk. Unless your job is awesome.

Yoda Soup Commercial

GOP Clown College

More here.

Puppet Singing 'Under Pressure'

The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.


This is an INCREDIBLY old video, by internet standards, but I still enjoy watching it from time to time. So it's only proper we have it on here.

Crazy, goopy art.

I'm not sure what 75 percent of this stuff is. But it's pretty neat anyway.

Largest recorded storm rages on surface of Saturn.


And I quote:

The largest storm seen on Saturn in more than 21 years has now been encircling the planet for a record-breaking 200 days.

First appearing as a tiny blemish on Dec. 5, 2010, the storm is still going strong today, surpassing the ringed giant's previous longest tempest, which lasted 150 days back in 1903. NASA’s Cassini spacecraft, in orbit around Saturn, has given astronomers a front-seat view of this enormous maelstrom and provided valuable data.

From its humble beginnings, the storm has grown to engulf the entire area between Saturn’s 30th and 51st north latitudes. From north to south, the tempest stretches about 9,000 miles — greater than diameter of the Earth — and covers two billion square miles, or eight times the surface area of our planet.

In short, it could eat the Earth on its own. Scary. Thanks, Wired Science, for keeping us humble in the face of nature. (Click that link to see more cool pictures of the storm.)

Cat goes overboard fetching food.


As the director puts it, 'to the extreme'.

The Periodic Table of Comic Books.

Iron Man's section is biiiiiiiig.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

The Song About The Colors.



Trust me, it's worth watching.

Ten time lapse videos.



All pretty cool. I'm obviously not posting ALL of them on here - that would be major overkill on loading time - so y'all can check out the rest here.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Star Trek Crew watches Star Wars

Skater is Dumb

Windows Phone 7 Fangirls Video


  I dare you to sit through this.

Shatner on the Dangers of Turkey Frying

Minecraft Rap

Fish Choir

Thundercats Art Timelapse

3D Chalk Art Gallery

Joe Hill does awesome stuff. More here.

Zelda Medley

Car Part Sculptures

Tom Samui makes sculptures out of recycled car and motorcycle parts. More here.

Zoe Boekbinder - Salt Water

Jurassic Tard.


That IS a better way to kill dinosaurs. (The voice is the best part, however. You'll know what I mean.)

Titanic the Musical.



Much better than that stupid cartoon I posted a few weeks ago.

Donkey Kong Minecraft.



Yep, 3D Donkey Kong. With a couple tweaks from the original - primarily the fact that arrows shoot at Mario, and that the girl at the top is now a pig. Almost the same, right? (Go to YouTube via the video and you can download this mod. Nifty.)

Note that I posted this primarily because I just watched The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, a documentary on the world record holder(s) of Donkey Kong's high score. Well worth watching.

Bach in MIDI form.


Pretty awesome. (Though I'd say the man himself looks more like an SNES character.) And don't neglect the crapload of other classical composers turned into NES-esque videos by this wonderful person.

Pizza will soon be a vegetable, according to US congress.

According to BoingBoing:

After intense lobbying from frozen pizza makers, and the potato and salt industry, Congress is poised to pass a spending bill whose riders establish that pizza is a vegetable and can be served in school cafeterias in substitute for actual vegetables.

... the hell is that? You Americans are wacky.

Read more on this ridiculous ruling here.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Vampire Bash

Vampire Bash from António Silva on Vimeo.

Black Nerd Rants on PETA vs. Super Mario

Marcel, the Shell with Shoes On.



Really makes you think about life as a shell.

Saruman trolls the Fellowship.


With cataclysmic results.

Pursuit of Hat.


Rip your body APAAAAAAAART in this cute little puzzler.

Yep, you know what that means: PLUG FOR BROWSER ROUSERS

A Day in the Life of Plato: Ping-Pong!



Gettin' better... took less time, too... but that ping pong table reeeeeally needs work. SIGH

Bizarre KIA commercial with dancing robots and hamsters.


Sometimes I wonder if CG was a good idea or not.

Michael J. Fox is STILL playing Johnny B. Good.


Brava.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Davyd (A.I. Mashup)

How To: Construct a Folding Ukulele

There are detailed instructions on a pdf here. Perfect if that darned ukulele of yours was just too large.

8-bit Skyrim

Superheroes Dancing At A Kid's Party


What?

How to Snuggle with Feral Raccoons


I wouldn't recommend it, but if you want to there are instructions here.

Dogs tap dance.


Kinda. (Their back legs really don't like those little booties.)

True 3D images.


Yes, now without glasses. Looks worse than the graphics in Tron, but they have to start somewhere, right?

Homeless guy pranks passers-by.



Not bad. Should probably have a hat out to collect money, though. (Don't these people find a bush like that a little suspicious?)

The Engineer.


Flash tower defense game with some crazy hectic action. Worth a play, if your computer's strong enough to run the thing.

And, hey, lookit that - I reviewed the thing on Browser Rousers! Plug!

The T-Shirt and Jeans song.


Catchy song. (Guy's singing voice could use a bit of work.)

Weird buildings spotted in China.



... don't look at me, I just post videos.

Funky flash reacts to mouse commands.

This is quite relaxing, so long as you don't move your mouse too much. Once you do, everything explodes.

Mario Kills Tanuki.

My god, PETA... I'm not sure if this is awesome or horrifying. (In case you're wary, PETA has targeted Mario for stealing the skins of tanukis in the upcoming Super Mario Bros. game - and made a freaking Flash game out of the ordeal. Damn fine way to get attention, I guess.)

Monday, November 14, 2011

Weird Ballet Dance...Thing (NSFW)



I'm saying NSFW because of their state of dress, and well, the title of the video. Also, you asked for weird, you got it.

Space Taxi - (T)raumschiff Surprise

The Muppets audition for Star Wars

Lord of the Rings vs The Office

Dubai Timelapse

Jedi Squirrels

Lego Chainsaw

Ice Skating Brontosaurus

Denver Museum of Science "Dino" from Smoke & Mirrors on Vimeo.

Chocolate Rain Guy on the Economy

Hudson - Against the Grain

Hudson - Against The Grain from Dropbear on Vimeo.

De-stress by popping bubble wrap.

As Christmas looms ever nearer, I have no doubt that many people will need this little game.

Time lapse view of Earth from space.



Them there Northern Lights are crazy lookin'.

Photograph sells for 4.3 million.


And, yes, that's a piece of the photo right there.

Why did it sell for that much? There's some speculation, though I personally think that the reason is... well, somebody is ridiculous. I wouldn't pay ANYTHING for that shot, let alone millions of dollars. Ridiculous in this economy.

The lolcat translator.

I PERSONALLY FINKZ LOLCATLISH IZ IRRITATIN, BUT MOST PEEPS DOAN. SO HEERS TRANZLATOR! (Shudder.)

Cat vs. Internet.

It's a much more complicated battle than you might think.

World Beard and Moustache Competition.

Words are lost. I had no idea this existed.

Agoraphobic man-on-the-street.


Poor bastard.

Parahawking.


Video's kinda old, and I guess so's the concept, but this is neat enough that it's worthy of a post. PS I don't like the new Blogger interface. It is inferior to the old. My stuff keeps getting deleted! The hell, Blogger!

The origami apartment.


Dude has a thing for compact spaces.

Tails Can't Die.



And that's awesome... for a while.

Kids react to Minecraft.


They make good points. (Why the Inception music?)

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Battlestar Galactica theme via Accordion

Crazy nature photography.

That poor, poor bird.

The Treehotel.


Looks to me like you'd fall out the bottom while sleeping. How comfortable.

Cooking with Christopher Walken

'Big Head' Halloween Costume

Mike Tyson as Herman Cain

Nature & Portrait Combined

Matt Wisniewski has some funky combos of nature and portrait photography. See more here.

The Wampug.


Amazing that somebody didn't think of this 'til now.

His Face All Red.

A nifty short graphic novel. Mildly horrifying, excellently done.

Most ridiculous Mario level ever.


And, naturally, custom-made. (Though in fairness it looks like you can just run through most of it.)

Friday, November 11, 2011

Best Buy Uniform Prank

On A Dime

Fall Timelapse Collection

Fall Timelapse Collection from Eric Hines on Vimeo.

Jian Sword Dancing


Yup.

Super Mario Beads 2

Song of Skyrim

Baby Loves Biggie

Space Quilts

Check out these space quilts on Etsy by stellarquits.

Symphony of Science - Onward to the Edge!

Animation band.


Impressive use of a tablet, I must say. (Bizarre singing.)

Mario and Luigi double nunchucks

Minecraft Massacre.


Girl... kinda loses it. KINDA.

TED Talk: Techno-Magic

The art of Randis Albion.

Very realistic, kinda creepy, all good.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Call of Duty funny moments.


To celebrate the release of a game I'll probably never play - what's the point, I'd be murdered in no time - here's a compilation of some goofy Call of Duty moments.

Age Maps.


They just get odder and odder.

Coldplay's Paradise sung a capella.


By one guy. Impressive.

Hemp Tycoon.

Learn how to be a powerful drug dealer the adorable/legal way!

ASIMO can now run.


And he looks damn silly doing it. But, hey, this just brings us one step closer to Terminators, Skynet and the end of humanity, so a bit of silliness is key. Right?

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Student wears banana costume during school football game and gets suspended.


And is then interviewed by a grape.

Yep.

A Day in the Life of Plato: To the gym!





Today's A Day in the Life of Plato is TOO FREAKING LONG, and consequently had to be cut into two images. And, because of that, one is skinnier than the other. Dammit, Blogger!

(From now on, I think these things should be a hell of a lot shorter. It takes too long to make ones this size. I am a doof.)