Founded in Eighteen-Ought-Six by Heather Bellingham and Matt Bird

Monday, January 30, 2012

Dad's Love

The Flash Drive

This is Aperture

Destroying a Washing Machine

Fan-Made Dark Knight Rises Credits Sequence

The Dark Knight Rises - Opening Credits Project from Doğan Can Gündoğdu on Vimeo.

SUNSHINE SAKAE 2012

Which is a Better Skipping Stone - HTC or iPhone?

Doodling in Math

Teenager Reacts to a Record

A Guide to Art References in The Simpsons


See comparisons here.

The Muppets Attack Fox News

Man Training to Be Tarzan

Art of Fulvio Di Piazza.


Hope I got his name right, 'cause this is some awesome stuff right here.

Vacationation.

Hooded Fang - Vacationation (OFFICIAL VERSION) from riceandcheese on Vimeo.


Makes perfect sense.

At the Right Time.


Some photogs have all the luck.

Speed skating smashed glass.



T'ain't far from where I live, actually.

For Your Catsideration.



Watch your back, Tilda Swinton.

Friday, January 27, 2012

Man Builds Own Ewok Village

The World's Ugliest Music

The First Word. NSFW.


I don't know what the hell this is, folks. I just... don't... (Be warned, it'll probably slow your computer. No, I'm not going back for a better screenshot, it wouldn't stop scrolling. Once is enough.)

One Minute Fly

REW.


You know, like the VCR.

Care for a Browser Rousers review? It's been a while...!

Seventeen-year-old girl collapses - probably because she's eaten almost nothing but Chicken McNuggets her entire life. Surprises no one.

And I quote:

Ever since she was a toddler, Stacey Irvine has eaten little else but chicken nuggets and the occasional portion of chips.

Now, at the age of 17, she has been warned by doctors to change her appalling diet or die.

The factory worker – who says she has never tasted fresh fruit or vegetables – had to be taken to hospital earlier this week when she collapsed after struggling to breathe.

Doctors found that her 15-year ‘chronic chicken nugget addiction’ has left her with anaemia and inflamed veins on her tongue.

So deficient was her body in vitamins and nutrients that she had to be injected with them.

Read more here.

This is, if nothing else, proof that we North Americans aren't the ONLY food idiots in the world.

Dissolving art by Valerie Hegarty.


Why just create a painting when you can ALSO make it erode into a twisted shell of its former self? (I think it looks much better that way, actually. Kinda melty.)

Background art.


Must be related to Waldo.

Smitty must watch Marmaduke.



At least someone's willing.

Spiders hunt with 3D vision.

Yes, that sounds like a stupid statement, but the science backs me up in this nifty article:

Like all jumping spiders, the Adanson’s spider has eight eyes. The two big ones, front and center on the spider’s “face,” have the sharpest vision. They include a lens that projects an image onto the retina—the light-sensitive tissue at the back of the eye. That much is common in animal vision, but the jumping spider’s retina takes things a step further: It consists of not one but four distinct layers of light-sensitive cells. Biologists weren’t sure what all those layers were for, and research in the 1980s made them even more enigmatic. Studies showed that whenever an object is focused on the base layer, it is out of focus on the next layer up—which would seem to make the spider’s vision blurrier rather than sharper.

That led to a “long-standing mystery,” says Duane Harland, a biologist who studies spider vision at AgResearch in Lincoln, New Zealand, and who was not involved in the new study. “What’s the point of having a retina that’s out of focus?” The answer, it turns out, is that having two versions of the same scene—one crisp and one fuzzy—helps spiders gauge the distance to objects like fruit flies and other prey.

Most of you probably won't care, but I thought it was interesting, and I'm one of the webmasters. So PFFFFT

Let Us Play Super Mario Bros.



Prepare for a new perspective. (I never noticed the bushes and the clouds...)

Kung Fu Winners.



This is always a problem when I take Heather out for dinner.

8 year old KILLS it on Electric Guitar



Damn...

Thursday, January 26, 2012

€1.4bn House is a Work of Art

Will mankind destroy itself?



Just something I saw on Reddit that I found really interesting. Think I'll listen to more of this guy's stuff.

Shit Samuel L. Jackson says.



These videos were gettin' kinda annoying, but this dude brought 'em back from the brink.

Taking Notes.



Might be important some day. (Jack Vale!)

Radar.



That Rémi Gallard dude is gonna get himself killed onea these days.

The Mario theme on beer bottles.



Always catchy.

Bad Lip Reading's Beard With Glue.



Aka You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

This version's better.

(More Bad Lip Reading? They have a couple such songs.)


Semi-kinda stolen from SteewpidZombie's blog, as he did a review of 'em. Semi-kinda thanks, SZ.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Monday, January 23, 2012

When Cameras are Banned from the Courtroom



Make puppet re-enactments of the trial, a la Channel 19 in Akron, Ohio. Good job.

Remaking Classic Works of Art with Barbie


More here.

Apocalypse Later, Surf Now

A sloth eating a donut.



sloooth

How-To: Jello Origami

Jellogami from My Jello Americans on Vimeo.

My Little Pony Skyrim Mod

See the Drums!

Portrait of the ghost drummer from odaibe on Vimeo.

Yosemite Timelapse

Yosemite HD from Project Yosemite on Vimeo.

Dancing behind strangers.



Allegedly a response to Ellen DeGeneres' dare along the same lines.

Animatronic Baby

Archetype

Big wave surfing.



According to the source site, it is the 'biggest teahupoo ever', which I believe refers to a tiny Australian village (actually named Teahupo'o) where they tend to get a lot of big waves.

Either way. Neat slow-mo water.

Chuck Testa goes Pokemon.



I don't know why this amuses me so much, but... it does...

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

The Bark Side



Thanks Ryan!

Goodbye, Penguins

Tetris Mafia.



Don't mess wit 'em. (Floating Hands!)

The customer is always right.



Even when they're dead wrong. (I don't miss retail.)

Morning Cock Up.



Poor guy. He tries so hard. (More Dark Mind Outlet, anyone?)

The Day the LOLcats died.



Wonder what he's talking about? You must not keep abreast of the news. The Internet's going black today - but not here.

I'm Canadian.

This is still serious, though, and for damn near anyone in- and outside America. Want to learn more? Possibly send your congressman a letter in protest, like everyone else who owns a keyboard and a 'net connection? (And presumably a computer to match?) Go here.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

Digital Rug

Illustrated Etymology


This is "berserk". There are more here.

FDR American Badass! OFFICIAL REDBAND TRAILER

How to Move a Barn

Quilts Made of Stuffed Animals


By Agustina Woodgate. More here.

Sh*t Scientists Say



Again, too many of these. Still.

Scary Car - The Right Heart

Wolls & Gromt.



WHAT the FUCK was THAT? I get that it's a Wallace and Gromit... parody... but... what the FUCK?

Wonder Cat - Sky High Situation.



Jesus christ, Wonder Cat.

Dangerous World Out There.



Editing could use a lot of work. Concept? Pretty good. (More BWDProductions.)

High school sex questions.



I've been out of high school for a while, but I can see this as highly accurate.

Super Mario Bros. Crossover 2.0.



Yeesh. I thought the first one was awesome enough. (Stolen from Steph, of the Cooper variety.)

Monday, January 16, 2012

Colin & Brad Show - Mousetraps



I told my partner on Weird that this exists. Here is proof.

Sh*t Comic Book Nerds Say



Yes, there are way too many of these lately. But this is truth.

Love Wars

Movies from an Alternate Universe


More here.

FCK Bullies (NSFW)



Love it.

Hidden Mona Lisa

Hello

Hello from ant1mat3rie on Vimeo.

Procatinator.

This handy website loads a cat and some musical accompaniment from YouTube. Result: A feline music video that's absolutely retarded. Fantastic! Stolen from Fiona.

EDIT: Dammit, i can't typo properly. PRO-CAT-I-NAT-OR.

Life is Beautiful.



Just a buttload of beautiful landscapes here, folks. (Stitched together by an AMV specialist.)

All The Rage Faces.

That's actually really convenient for anyone who wants to speak the language of teh web.

Heavy is Dovahkiin.



Ahh. Two games Ive never played.

Hulk-ing.



When angered, it's the only way to fly.

The English language challenged by a 102-year-old.



He's right. English is pretty stupid.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Chessboxing

Pencil vs. Camera.


Love these things.

Homemade Synthesizer - KITCHEN MUSIC

Lazy Jedi

Sledding crow.



Birds just wanna have fun.

S*** Nobody Says

Ode to Joy on a punching bag.



Exercising culture.

Citizenship test questions.



I say they pass.

Front flip to slide nut-tap.



Ow.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Lego Superman


Fotoshop by Adobé

Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo.

Party Frog



Thanks Crystal!

The Hobbit Animation

Electro Shock

RSA Animate - The Divided Brain

Carrot Crazy

Carrot Crazy from littleGIANT on Vimeo.

Worst Video Game Voices



Got Fire?

TADUFEU - ESMA 2011 from TADUFEU MOVIE on Vimeo.

Sonic RUNS


HE RUNS DUMB

Job Done.



Don't know, folks... just don't know. (More teabagnose, anyone?)

Yo Mama SO STUPID



Dude sounds like Patrick Warburton. (And yet more zany Yo Mama jokes. Zany in a good way, not terribly lame.)

Monday, January 9, 2012

The Joy of Books

Mega Man's Christmas Carol 2

Portal - Still Alive at the Orchestra

Homeless

homeless from yevgeni krachak on Vimeo.

BEEDEER

From those who brought you Spacekisser!

Travel Size Paper City Paris!

See more here.

Ant Painting

7 and 0.



7 is smooth. More?

Jedi is a religion.



You probably knew that. But have you ever learned via animation before? Bet you haven't.

Fireworks go haywire.



Followed by a terribly witty comment at the end.

FIFA 2012 fails.



Gaming glitches are just as funny as any gag show.

Sunday, January 8, 2012

Five people play one guitar.



Result? Song that sounds like it's played by roughly one person. Maybe two.

Thanks Danny, Jon, Riona, Leanne, Andy and Ronald for collectively pointing this out.

Skyrim: Bear.



Don't mess.

Goomba's Perspective.



They have it hard.

Eight-year-old draws The Juggler by Marc Chagall.



That's pretty dang good for an eight-year-old. Back then I was drawing... Mega Man bosses... and badly, I might add...

The moon is a hologram.



He saw it with his own two eyes. (Is this really a widely-accepted belief?)

The Pac-Man Frog.



Yep, there's a frog named after Pac-Man.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

The Canada Party


 Thanks Steve!

The PonyDocks

Uhhh...language warning mayhaps. Also 2 My Little Pony posts in a day. I care not.

Spacekisser

My Little Pony Creator

Here you go, folks.

Ten McDonald's cheeseburgers two minutes, twenty-eight seconds.



REALLY makes me want McDonalds. Argh.

My Mom Is A Fob.


Moms say the darndest things.

Trigger Knight.


A weird browser RPG where you just sit and click. More fun than it looks.

And, hey, review of the sucker. How about that?

Hamster Powered Submarine

Banana Ocarina

Mound

Mound by Allison Schulnik from garaco taco on Vimeo.

The Dino Yacht Club.



Proof that if two or three disparate concepts exist, the Internet WILL mix them.

Change.



What a weird form of animation. Neat, though.

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Doritos Rejected Commercial

LEGO Machine

Biopixels

Neil Gaiman on Australia

Battlestar Galactica: The RPG

Fishing Under Ice

Return of the Farting Jedi (who Farts)

Art Shocking Story

Black Nerd joins the Power Rangers.



Even years later, they still look goofy as shit. (More Black Nerd.)

A Day in the Life of Plato: Yo-yo-tasrophe!



Today's Plato was terribly lazy in its construction. I'll try something more daring next week.

Larva - Laughing.



I do believe such persistence is, after a while, known as blatant stupidity.

Bass Cannon dancing.



Have to admit, he's pretty good.

Monday, January 2, 2012

Laces Make Words

Draenei [WoW Parody]

Pound On My Muffin - SHIRA (NSFW)


We haven't had a terrible music video in a while...

Prison Dancer: The Interactive Web Musical - Teaser Trailer

Best of The Daily Beast.


Animals, animals, animals.

Zelda: On the Set.



Oh, actors.

Art of Bill Dunlap.


This stuff DEFINITELY qualifies as weird. But, y'know, good.

Fall to Winter.



Crazy editing right there. (Did she have to walk backward for parts of that? Confusing.) Also included: more things and stuff featuring the transformative girl.

Iron Man's flying lesson.



He learns while he teaches.

Harry Potter's Willy.



Well, that's another book series ruined. (More.)